The Pooh

My brain is in the cupboard, but there is no kitchen sink
Maybe i am L. Ron Hubbard, maybe i am pretty, i am pretty - Pink

Don't know who i am, don't know what to think
On the table - another bootle of red wine to drink

Maybe i am Muhammad Ali, or an actor in Topkapi
Under some circumstances my name is Bill Gates, or i am a member of Slayer - Hell awaits

Male or female, old or young,
living on earth, asking loose tongued
there should be a mirror in the bath,
just looking if i am a crazy sociopath

-- in my mind scaring beings arise, disintegrate, creatures fade
-- time is a sheep, brain get's no sleep,
-- time melts away let's go on and play, on a rainy Saturday

Asking a cascading chain, getting shure i'm not Bruce Wayne
foolish questions blame my mind, try replying not unkind
Fucking piece of paper on my head,
wish my neighbour a horrific death
if not everything makes sense to you, you should try a different point,
a different point of view

I like honey, i'm not Bugs Bunny, climb on trees, hating bees
some people play my theme on violine, i look smarter than Xi Jinping,
not old not young, i never use a gun, wise people see i'm famous in pathology
you should give it a try, after the song passed by
you should give it a try, after the song passed by

oh no, Is it true, i am Winnie the Pooh?

i knew this from the very first beginning
i wrote this song.

P.S.: This text is a riddle and makes complete sense when you understand what it is about. You know it, if you can explain why i "wish my neighbour a horrific death"